WOOOOSH for ceaseless wonders :3

Fri, 15 May 2009 14:58:24 GMT

I'm alive.

*picks off fetal material* :x

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how are all of you? :]

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 17:08:04 GMT

Fucking alhazred. I didn't even know these existed.

Fill out my Nohari window. Or, just view it.

GO. You know you want to. You can even leave an anonymous name. I'm even making this entry public. GO GO GO.

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:20:47 GMT

http://www.livejournal.com/community/sextips/4132247.html

HAY JOHN, I'M NOT A FREAK! Someone else asked the same question. LAWL.

lol foo.

Fri, 09 Dec 2005 22:40:44 GMT

My info page says nothing about me. :O Did you notice that?

So I'm giving everyone the chance to leave their opinion about me ~ just comment here, and I'll stick it up on my userinfo. I don't care if it's nice or evil or tells the world about the kinds of porn I like. Anything you want to say is cool (and you can even leave an anonymous comment) <3.

Yeah, I'm really bored.

starts playing the mission impossible theme in the background, on a kazoo

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 19:54:39 GMT

ZOMG IT'S FRIENDS ONLY!! NON-FRIENDS PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM. THIS WHOLE THING IS KIND OF RETARDED AND POINTLESS ON AN ONLINE JOURNAL, BUT WHATEVER. I have my reasons. *shifty look* Leave me a comment, and I'll CONSIDER YOU. After you consider ME, that is.

1.

koriku: XD INSANITY OMG PWNAGE *shot*
dramashark: XD. *just imagined you running in circles with this mad happy expression on your face, screaming "FEED! FEED!" and then getting shot in the head and blood flies everywhere and you giggle and whee :D*
koriku: XD Oh my god, I don't want to get shot in the head while shouting "FEED! FEED!" XD Damn you and your weird ideas.

2.

dramasharksmom: I'm done.
dramashark: ... but I made a burrito.
dramasharksmom: ...
dramashark: ...
dramasharksmom: You have to choose!
dramashark: I choose to eat this burrito in the shower.
dramasharksmom: Okay.

... so I did.

3.

dramasharksmom: (while food shopping) Look how cheap dirt is!
dramashark: Oh, sure, mom. LET'S EAT DIRT.

4.

dramashark: XD Ahh, the power of cheese.
dramashark: XD I mean money.
dramashark: XD Ahh, the power of cheese.
dramashark: XD *MONEY
koriku: XD what the FUCK.
dramashark: XD wtf
koriku: XD WHORE
dramashark: XD PIZZA NAZI
koriku: XD
koriku: XD DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT NAZIS, BITCH *JEW*
dramashark: XD ER
dramashark: XD ... that sucked.
koriku: XD *throws a menorah at you*
dramashark: XD *dodges it, as she has no idea whether a country or a small dog was thrown at her*

5.

dramasharksmom: ...I don't know where we are
dramashark: I TOLD YOU YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN BACK THERE.
dramasharksmom: Well what do I do now? Why aren't you reading the map, READ THE MAP!
dramashark: I AM READING THE MAP, IT SAYS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN AND YOU DIDN'T.
dramasharksmom: Don't --
dramashark: AHHH NEVER MIND. Just take the NEXT left then, it's all pretty straightforward from there.
dramasharksmom: Wha --
dramashark: WAIT, THERE'S THE SIGN, TURN THERE! TURN THERE!
dramasharksmom: WHERE?
dramashark: LOOK, THERE'S A GREEN SIGN -
dramasharksmom: WHERE?
dramashark: ....RIGHT THERE. WHERE THAT GUY'S TURNING, SEE?
dramasharksmom: Which one?
dramashark: The guy in the red Ford! The guy in the red Ford!
dramasharksmom: Stop shouting --
dramashark: You're GOING TO MISS THE TURN!
dramasharksmom: You're not telling me right, I told --
dramashark: AHHH. THAT ONE *points* FOLLOW THE CUTE GUY, SEE? SEE OMG?
dramasharksmom: *takes the wrong turn*
dramashark: Uuuuugh. *collapses on the dashboard* >_>
dramashark and her mother: *spend two hours arguing over turn signals and which driver was cuter*

my characters want to talk, too!
note: lj-link tags are not people i actually know! they're my character's names. i just formatted them all weird.

allet: What's her name?
receptionist: She doesn't have a name.
allet: If we name her, can we keep her?
molly: Allet, she's a person!
allet: Sorry, you're right, it's got ah be fair. (to receptionist) I'll trade molly.
gerard: Allet.
allet: Right, right... better not trade in good pussy. Spiridon?
spiridon: ... I can be good pussy.
allet: You can never be good pussy.
spiridon: Well, I can be good ass.
-- debaucheries

allet: Try not to think about how the steam you breathe is rife with bathroom mold, cooked semen, and particles of my dead, dirty skin.
gerard: NOT KOSHER
-- debaucheries

alec_howl: You don't think they've stopped taking me seriously because it says 'Extraordinaire'?
-- the precarious fate of alec howl

trash: *bouncing* You-are-being-terribly-uncooperative.
keir: *mumbles* Stop it. Shakinthabed.
trash: *brightly* Absolutely not!
-- methodes superficilles

adrian_piaf: Holy fuck, a quadrangle. It's a real shape!
-- blue door

you know i win the internets.

like a knife fight.

WOOOOSH for ceaseless wonders :3

lol foo.

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